Don’t be Afraid to Write like Crap

One morning, Little Miss Writer wakes up like she normally does. She gets out of bed, stretches her fingers, and gulps down a cup of coffee. After she’s had the chance to wake up, she sits down at her computer, and starts typing away on her assignment. All of a sudden, tiny microbes of self-doubt enter her bloodstream, carrying with them a slew of racing thoughts that range from “My career is over” to “I suck as a writer.” The strange part is, she can’t pinpoint anything different that happened that day, but she believes that something did.

When self-doubt enters a writer’s mind, we start to make assumptions about our market based on what we “think” will sell, stunting our creativity at times to fit a square peg into a round hole instead of branching out into uncharted territory. Truly, the only way to learn from your mistakes is to first make them, but if you’re afraid of making them then your writing suffers.

Personally, I suck at poetry. In fact, I would classify myself to be a rather crappy poet. I often write poetry, though, not to publish it but to experiment with the words and play around with how they sound. Here’s an example:

    So he’s waited
    so he tries
    to set godhead close
    with arms on strings
    and many, multi-colored
    things to hold
    things to have
    spinning him round
    without one spring
    or other little, dangling
    things he’s known
    things he controls
    inside out he
    walks the line
    round in circles
    like everyday time
    two-handed victor
    tightly wound
    so he’s trying
    so he waits

What forms of writing are you uncomfortable with? When was the last time you wrote in that vein? While every writer is different, I feel that identifying and exploring your weaknesses are just as important as writing what you are good at. Sure, you may not be the best at writing children’s books or romantic short stories, but who cares? When was the last time you wrote just for yourself? If you haven’t done it lately, it can be a very freeing experience because you can set your own terms and play around with your words for fun.

On another note, I know there are different contests on the subject of writing a paragraph like crap or the crappiest one-liner but seriously? If you have to try to write like crap, you’re probably not writing like crap. Somehow you’ve adapted your writing style to a standard and—if you win—you were “the best” in that form.

In a world where words matter (both spoken and written), don’t we owe it to ourselves to write like crap? Sure, there’s a lot of crap already out there, but I’m not talking about publishing, I’m talking about delving into uncharted territory to exercise your mad skillz. Whether or not you show your crappy writing to anyone else is one thing, but for Shakespeare’s sake have fun with it. After all, if you don’t laugh at yourself and lighten up from time to time–who else is going to help kill those “self-doubt” microbes running around in your writer’s blood?

Happy writing! (Like crap! Er…)

One Response to Don’t be Afraid to Write like Crap
  1. LS

    That’s funny- I have a strong suspicion that all of my attempts at fiction are utter crap. It won’t stop me from dabbling in fiction in my scant spare time, but it does put a damper on the fun a little.

About Monica

Monica Valentinelli is an author and game designer who lurks in the dark. She has worked on both original stories as well as tie-in fiction for games like Vampire: the Masquerade. Her short stories have appeared in Apexology: Science Fiction & Fantasy and the upcoming New Hero anthology from Stone Skin Press.

By day, Monica is the Marketing Director for Steve Jackson Games and John Kovalic’s business manager. By night? The author wanders into the wilds of her computer to unearth fantastic stories and compelling characters.

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